back when I was a bug a wee little bug things were never this hard! I drank my morning dew and feasted on mites communed with sprites everything was allllllllright back when I was a worm I didn’t yearn so much didn’t wallow or grovel I wriggled free, baby! did the dirt a big favor and shared my spoils easily soil through skin back when I was a star I was far out and few between the twinkle in your eye, wasn’t I? not some notch on a warriors belt but the eye serpentine and also an elf Dinah thinks this poem will turn sour like when I was a bunch of grapes we jostled for rank and status on the vine that was our home our cage and what rage to be smashed distilled and swilled “nothing scares a wino but running out of wine” nothing scares a grape but leaving the vine please teach me how to be a bug again